Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

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Melody - "Colonel Bogey March"
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England 1939-1940

Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

2. Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

3. Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:

1a. Hitler, he only had one ball,
The other was in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty Bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus:


There are many variations. I will include as they are submitted.

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